supreme uncle

Supreme uncle is an absolute unit, he is sexy and powerful AF. He has 16 children but ditched them for this little Indian kid called Patel. Him and Patel run a corner shop together and they kabbab Jews and skewer them in the corner shop. Supreme uncle and Patel go on adventures together they go to the mountains of Sri Lanka to build sex robots with customisable pussy depth and boob size.

Cultured person: have you heard of the absolute goat knows as supreme uncle?
Uncultured Jew: no.
Cultured person: you are a disgrace you Thilthy Jewish swine i will get supreme uncle to skewer you in his corner shop like how he does to the other Jews.

by NonceLord6969 January 29, 2021

Uncle Ralph

A figurative relative who comes to visit when you vomit. Similar to Aunt Flo.

DeSean: "How did last night go? Did you get it on with LaShawna?"
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."

Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."

by Nicholas D November 9, 2011

Uncle Carl

The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.

A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!

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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.

by kittenss January 26, 2011

Uncle Knuckles

For a female, Uncle Knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her pussy.

Hey Donna. What's the matter? You seem like you are day dreaming. Oh I am. I went to a bar last night and had me an Uncle Knuckles. How was it? He said it was finger licking good.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

Uncle Lee

verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.

Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.

by Yakodonk July 23, 2009

unceeded

Land never released, given, sold etc to any colonial government by an Aboriginal community. Term used particularly in Canada but relevant to many states around the world.

Much of British Columbia is traditional unceeded First Nations land.

by Student0932840293. November 23, 2010