[twitch]

Someone who is in a bad mood.

You are being such a twitch today.

by djerfie February 4, 2008

Twit

Anyone who incessantly talks about or uses Twitter.

Normal person: "What are you doing?"
Twit: "I'm sending out a tweet. You know that Twitter is the new facebook right?"
Normal person: "My god you are such a twit."

by BadMojo11 May 1, 2009

ass twitch

something thats happening in the left ass cheek of me right now and its been going on for over half an hour and im about to shove needles in it.

me: why must my ass twitch?
rita: to much butt sex.

why does everyone think i have butt sex?

by now both of them are January 17, 2008

twit

a person who TyPeSzX LyKe ThIsXzx and likes pink

A : You are such a bloody twit
B : n0 iM N0rTsZx

by Equivocator August 24, 2007

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

twitchferd

a crackhead that roams the street in search of sex and weed.

There is a Twitchferd in my pants.

by Mcnutter futter June 2, 2007

Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008