twilight

GAY. Twilight is about some emo chick who falls in love with a gray gay vampire... he, I think likes it in the butt.... Stephanie Myer ( or whatever ) is stupid and most of the books are describing his details about his gray skin and shit, what the hell.... like seriously she seems in love with some gay vampire she made up...

dude 1: have you read twilight?

dude 2: NO, its fuckin gay its about some gayy vampire

dude 1: oh thank god i didnt read it!

by twilighthater1 May 30, 2009

Twilight Lexicon

A website/fansite for Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight Series'. The website gives information on all aspects of the series, from discussions of each individual chapter to interviewing the cast for the upcoming movie based on the series.

Did you hear? The Twilight Lexicon posted an interview with the actor for Emmett.

by Heather Hoover April 14, 2008

Twilight

1) The pretty time between night and day.

2) A book, you may or may not care about, about sparkly vampires and a brunette who wants to be one. There may be some werewolves thrown in it somewhere.

3) The object of many Teeny boppers affections.

1) Twilight is a pretty time of day.

2) WTF? This Twilight book makes no sense!

3) OMG!!! Twilight makes so much sense to me!

by skunkpit September 15, 2009

twilight whore

any fan of twilight (preferably a girl) who flaunts her love of twilight like a 10 cent hooker.* although reasons for such whore status are unknown, some theories include:
~ to get attention
~ because her friends think its cool
~ because she has no life



*not to be confused with a TRUE twilighter.

Twilighter One: Ugh that girl has been wearing that Edward shirt for the past two months. Doesn't she shower?
Twilighter Two: Oh she's a twilight whore. Her and the others haven't showered since they first saw the movie.
Twilighter One: Is that healthy?
Twilighter Two: Not at all.

by iAngry February 20, 2009

Twilight Princess

A magnificently hard game that i stood 5 hours in line for, whilst obtaining the amazing Wii when it was released.

Not so nerdy guy: I can't get past this part!
Some guy who walked in: What part?
Not so nerdy guy: The part where i put this thing over into that box to push another box onto that switch to open that door!
Some guy who walked in: What the fuck game is that?!
Not so nerdy guy: Twilight Princess dumbiot.

by Today's Schedule December 15, 2008

Twilight

Read by girls who probably haven't even heard of Jane Austen or Edith Wharton, who are two of the best female authors and writers of the best love stories ever written. (i.e.: 'Pride and Prejudice', 'Summer', 'The Age of Innocence', 'Ethan Frome', 'Sense and Sensibility', etc).

A book with underdevelopped characters, a whiney protaganist, a 'perfect' vampire romeo who is more a controlling son-of-a-bitch than Casanova, and writing that lacks depth and imagery. The basis that 'true love comes from resisting having sex and killing your girlfriend' is one of the most ridiculous themes in any book I've ever read.

Read a real book.

Girl: 'Wow. Twilight has changed my views on love! Can you believe that a GUY is resisting having sex with a girl?! That takes WILLPOWER! Especially because he could KILL her! How dreamy. I wish a guy would risk his labiedo for my safety!'

Girl's Friend: 'I know, right! I wish I were Bella Swan. I want a relationship like that! .. I'm so lonely.'

by Read a book, for you brain. October 10, 2008

twining

the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.

Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!

by Princess64943 April 9, 2010