one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

Brown Trout Screamin out

A lodged or stuck turd in you ass, it is like a plug but when released it is a watery shit explosion

i got a brown trout screamin out my ass

by Assclown5 December 6, 2009

finless brown trout

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

brown trout roundabout

is the act in which, usually a mariner forcefully inserts a large fish hence the brown trout part into, usually a virgin and twists so as to cause excrutiating pain to her

mariner: i got totaly wasted last night, went to the local village and gave the youngest i could find the old brown trout roundabout!!

by jake brown11 December 31, 2007

Affect the local trout population

This is when someone changes the local trout population in a body of water

“Hey did you hear what the governor did to the lake?”
“Yeah he likes to affect the local trout population!”

by Trout population changer July 14, 2021

corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.

sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

corneyed brown sewer trout

A big long piece of doody with corn in it.

Tom almost didn't make it out of his cleanroom suit before the big corneyed brown sewer trout poked its head.

by jessseee September 12, 2006