Making Trail Mix 

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

Making Trail Mix by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011

Trailmom Trail 

(noun) The degree to which something said publicly by person A about person B can be directly traced back to something told in confidence to person C by person B.

Tom told Cindy secretly that he was gay. When Mel outed Tom as gay, it was obvious by following the Trailmom Trail that Cindy had betrayed Tom's confidence.

Trailmom Trail by Christianaut January 21, 2012

Backy-Trail 

Much like a happy trail, a thin patch of hair extending from your lower back to the depths of your asshole.

I tried having sex with a blind girl, but she accidentally went down my Backy-Trail.

Backy-Trail by Scratches February 15, 2014

Buckeye trail high school 

A school that has only had three and a half brown skinners in the last twelve years so they are totally racist.

That school doesn’t even have one jiga boo they’re totally like buckeye trail high school.

Buckeye trail high school by Sniffle cunt August 1, 2017

dragon trail 

When a girl is so hot that you suck a fart out of her ass and shotgun it to your buddy

Bro.....Kristin was so hot that Jon asked me to dragon trail him her goods

dragon trail by bassmaster84 January 27, 2018

Snooter Trail 

The drippings from a vagina left on furniture, the floor, or other people as a woman walks or runs away. A Snooter Trail may consist of semen, blood, menstrual fluid, urine, etc.

I creampied my girlfriend and she left a long snooter trail between the bedroom and bathroom.

Nikki sat on my lap during the concert and left a snooter trail on my pants after she got up.

Snooter Trail by Vulgar Voyages May 13, 2018

Oregon Trail

While slamming a girl in the ass, pull out as soon as her crap is comming out.
Drag your dick from her anus, through her ass crack, between her tits and to her mouth, while making sure you leave a solid trail of shit over her body.
Celebrate the end of the journey with a rough deep throat.

"I gave Sally the good old Oregon Trail last month, but she died of cholera after the journey."

Oregon Trail by ColonelPrittius March 21, 2018