Cape May traffic jam

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.

I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

by KGBJMC May 22, 2019

Geist of Saint Traft

Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.

Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...

Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.

by YetAnotherLonelyPhysicist August 17, 2019

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022

The Red Light District three course traffic cone

This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.

Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!

by Echoalien May 21, 2020

traffuck

getting it on while stuck is traffic

Man: Oh damn, they're traffucking while we're sitting here.
Girl: I wish we could traffuck.

by awksaucebroski February 23, 2011

Air Traffic Controller

A person that controlls Airplanes

"Northwest 323 decend and maintain five thousand turn right heading 120"

by Ed McCoy May 8, 2005

Traffic King

An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.

Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.

by Sir droski420 September 7, 2018