traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023

Traffic

The reason why I was so late for school.

I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.

by Haileychi September 19, 2016

post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.

Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.

by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022

Mouth traffic

Taking multiple nuts in the mouth

When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial

by Whiteflacco December 11, 2019

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Philly traffic cone

u vomit and shit in a traffic cone then put it on a unsuspecting bold person

I gave Somone a Philly traffic cone yesterday they never expected it

by Rimlock March 28, 2023