toilet girl

- a girl a guy just uses for sex when he can't find any girls he's actually interested in dating.

- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.

- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.
A: Wow! Is Andy finally dating someone?

B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.
by pseudo nom December 15, 2010
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Toilet hugging

Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.
Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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nigga toilet

a musty crusty micropenis nigga who had sex with a toilet so now he is a toilet
damn! Look at that nigga toilet!

so big and thicc!
by gayniggaballs November 06, 2019
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toilet ghost

noun: a toilet ghost is a whispy piece of tissue which fails to flush away first time. Post-flush inspection reveals the said ghost caught in the eddy of water. Not to be confused with a toilet demon
a little toilet ghost was left behind when she flushed the toilet.
by shez1 November 03, 2007
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Super Toilet

An entity from Cosmo's past that can only be assumed to be a wish gone horribly wrong with a basic water closet facility.
Cosmo: Ha, I beat you at Halo again!
Timmy: Super Toilet.
Cosmo: AHH! So! Much! CLOGGING!!!"
by TheNerg February 19, 2011
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Toilet Sex

This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.
Dane Derouin likes the feeling of toilet sex in his bathroom only.
by 9289515257 May 29, 2011
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