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If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

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Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.

Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings
bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk

Do You Want To Build A Snowman 

No. No one wants to build a fucking snowman with you.

All the time you have to leave a space! 

A quote by famous Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso during the 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix
Ok he pushed me off the track I think you have to leave a space, All the time you have to leave a space!

You're too stupid to have a good time! 

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.
Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!

Where'd you go to high school?

A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.
Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"

Steve: "Pattonville"

Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"