Tessa

Fuck Tessa, she’s the type of person to gloat about everything and be a general annoying bitch. All Tessa’s are rude and constantly brag. They constantly crave attention and work with the devil. They are crybaby’s and annoyances and deserve to burn.

Guy: What do you think about Tessa?

Guy 2: Fuck Tessa. The soggy cunt.

by Vector Bunny March 15, 2020

Tess

Tess is usually a brunette when you first meet her you usually think she is a nice caring human being but when you get to know her you will get into so many fights with her she backstabber all her friends to the point she doesn’t have any you want it stay away from a Tess she is a backstabber selfish and watches anime in bed all day and she is over dramatic

Person 1 : woah Tess is an amazing bff I just met her today

Person 2: stay away from her she will backstab you

Person 1: no she won’t shes not like that

ONE MONTH LATER

Person 1: crying bc of Tess backstabbing her

by Idkoof August 2, 2019

Tessa

Someone’s who is really annoying and doesn’t stop yelling/talking.

1. Tessa will you shut up.

2. No! Blah blah blah

by Quartzzzz October 9, 2020

Tessa

Tessa is a vieja muy estupida. She is also not very nice. Lastly she is also a witch.

Tessa la vieja es muy estupida!!!

by Yuhlavieja October 15, 2019

shay and tess

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.

i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.

by lifelover10 February 8, 2010

Tessa

A person whose burps register at least 1 on the Richter scale. According to many historians, this is where legends of the ogre or sasquatch may have originated.

Robert: Why is your garden wall falling down?

Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!

Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!

by Splendid Sprinkler April 1, 2019

Tessa

She a hoe

My ex best friend, tessa, is really rude to me now

by laineekayxoxx098 September 6, 2019