there's always room for jello

There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.

Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.

by julieann February 16, 2008

Hello there

The best thing to say when you sneak up behind someone

Hello there.

by TheDankTank 1127 December 11, 2019

there was a young man from china

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Pawan's Theorem

Pawan's Theorem states that pi is equal to 3.0

This theorem has be tested rigorously by many mathematical geniuses and can be summed up in the simple proof:

pi=22/7 which is approximately equal to 21/7 = 3.0 to 2 sig figures.

THERFORE PAWANS THEOREM: pi = 3.0

Ben: OMG OMG maths test today OMG!
Sujit: Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem

by Miss Van Eck February 27, 2008

there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.

*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

by cbruer December 3, 2009

There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

by Telephony June 24, 2015

There Are No Safe Spaces

What the homeless guy said to me before he bent me right over. and Noah flipped out his phone.

AHH NOAH WHY
HOMELESS MAN:THERE ARE NO SAFE SPACES

by sachadergrosse January 18, 2019