castro valley

a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.

when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.

don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.
i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.
by J.M.F. July 06, 2006
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Imperial Valley

A dusty town, 160 miles inland of San Diego. A town filled with tumbleweeds, haystacks, canals, and illigal aliens, fresh from there trek across the border.
Q:hey, wheres the last place you would want to be in the summer!?
A: The Imperial Valley!
by imthiskindagirl June 20, 2008
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Valley Dweller

The term used for someone who stays in the Lykens Valley, PA for their entire life.
Billybob: "Man, i really hate the valley. I can't wait to get out of here."

John Jr: "I'm going to be here forever. I'm a Valley Dweller."
by remtiwnived September 10, 2011
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Tri-Valley

Tri-Valley, aka Trash-Valley, is a school in the middle of fucking nowhere that can't keep a principal for more than a year. All of the students are either trailer-trash, mentally disabled, or a grown up broken condom. People think that it is the "least drug-filled school in the area," but that is a lie.
Student 1: Hey, what was the principal's name again?
Student 2: I have no fucking clue. Tri-Valley has had 3 principal's in the last week.
by Clout-Chaser_69 March 14, 2019
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The Antelope Valley

A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.
The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.
by APersonFromCalifornia April 02, 2016
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happy valley

some times called crappy valley. the best place ever. incredibal friends are made and never forgot times that will for ever live on and memories you'll have for ever. you can get away with everything you do
those where the days in happy valley
by tayann October 14, 2008
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Stardew Valley

A farm game that consists on date Emily and leave alone the poor cuck Clint forever.
- Hey, I'm playing Stardew Valley and dating Emily
- nice * wink wink nudge nudge *
by Sir Prum January 25, 2020
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