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turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.
“Lee is a complete turtle cretin
by wee joby August 10, 2009
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Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.
by Big Lex May 25, 2014
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Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.
"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"
by Roy Biv March 9, 2009
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turtle-rat

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.
by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010
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stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010
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Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.
John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009
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