when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016
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by Eric Ha March 30, 2015
Get the surprise cock mug.A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.
Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.
by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010
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"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009
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"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
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by john March 4, 2004
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