Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

Starfishing

When one lays spread-Eagle and naked due to heat exhaustion

Kim was starfishing on the bed after a day spent sweating in the sun

by culluchi July 19, 2016

Starfish Turnover

Where your partner grabs you by the rim of your asshole and twists it

Girl 1: You'll never guess what I just did to that cute guy yesterday
Girl 2: What did you do?
Girl 1: I gave him that Starfish Turnover
Girl 2: Poggers, bitch

Cute Guy: I got that starfish turnover
Everybody: EPIC, YOU ARE A LEGEND

by Jorbo67\ June 18, 2024

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.

I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.

by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023

starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018

Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper

I got a rash on my Starfish

by Jaketheduck April 17, 2022