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sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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corporate art style

Shitty, minimalist, and soulless art style made popular by Kroger, and now it's everywhere.
Even Urban Dictionary is using the corporate art style aesthetic (joke)
by K-Dogg1 October 2, 2021
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approval from corporate

A term used to designate that the spouse in control of the household finances has given approval to make a large purchase.
Me: Did you get approval from corporate to purchase that $350 digital storage device?

Tim: Yes, with the proviso "If you think we really need it."
by sutch May 9, 2009
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Lil Biz Corporations

The Lil Biz Corporations (LBC) is a meme corporation run by professional's. Mostly its filled with memes and jokes. The owner is Lil Biz himself. The Corporation was made because Lil Biz is a fucking rebel
To join the Lil Biz Corporations, you must follow these steps

1: Follow @lil_biz_68 on Instagram

2: Hit up my dms

3: ask to join
4: your now a member
5: Why the fuck didn't you follow lil_biz_68
by Lord_16 November 7, 2019
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corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.
Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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Corporate Fixie/Gears

Individual that works a 9-5 corporate job. Once the clock hits 5, you can find such individual riding a bike around town. Cut-off shorts are not required, but a casual Friday look will due.
"Yeah. Cool. See you at the park around 6:00 pm. I'll just turn in some numbers to my boss and go home and change." - Corporate Fixie/Gears
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Corporate Horse Shit

Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project, is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations. Corporate Horse Shit
Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations.

He/she could've completed the job more efficient and effectively, but all the Corporate Horse Shit slowed his/her production.
by 87 Firebird 305 H/O January 31, 2020
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