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Bed Yahtzee

Literally, playing Yahtzee in bed, although often confused as a metaphor for sexual activity.
My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.
by marxizzle May 14, 2014
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Bed Marbles

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.
by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013
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Lemon bed

Amelie and Ava on a desk and get STD
Amelie and Ava are always doing lemon bed
by Gay boo April 12, 2020
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Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner
I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.
by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015
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Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015
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Coat bed

I'm Levittown, at parties, it's the place everyone lays their coats. Normally on an extra bed on the first floor.
Can I take your coat? I'll put it on the coat bed
by Brduece January 14, 2017
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bust'n bed

A term for the shorter variation for the phrase "bust and go to bed", popular usage by millenials from the east coast. meaning to masturbate and then take a nap almost immediately after finishing. Mostly said when one is at a level of exhaustion or fatigue to the point where they the need to take nap during the day in dual combination of self pleasure and sleep
"Awe man Gio that lecture class was so boring, i just wanna go home and bust'n bed and relax the rest of the day
by Allen olumor August 7, 2018
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