Mariana Trench

Kinda deep place in the ocean around the Philippines
Person 1: THE MEGALODON IS ALIVE IN THE MARIANA TRENCH
Person 2: What?
Person 1: THE MEGALODON IS ALIVE IN THE MARIANA TRENCH
by TheFriendlyAllay June 12, 2024
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trench fiction

A media of awful, abysmal, abhorrent, or atrocious quality. The complete opposite of peak fiction. Can be attributed to the deplorable condition of war trenches or the nightmarish ocean trench.
The Megamind sequel was a total 180. It was truly trench fiction.
by TryToSpellᮮ February 18, 2025
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trench head

Similar to trench foot.
Someone who acts like an idiot/in a stupid manner.
Trent is such a trench head.
by stoptakingnotyourmom April 18, 2017
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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022
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Trench Broom

A gun which could have been used to clear a trench in World War 2, including SMGs, Shotguns and Trench clubs.
“Shit, the germans are coming! Get your trench brooms lads!”
by Daspeakerofdatruts November 22, 2021
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Trench Buddy

Someone who will love you through thick and thin and get you through hard times
Yo have you seen Mickie

Nah but he’s my trench buddy
by Trench buddy January 15, 2021
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Trench Buddy

Some one who has made love to the same partner, either individually, or simultaneously.
Hey, Brad, wanna pick up a chick and become my trench buddy, tonight?
by CockScurvy June 24, 2021
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