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life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.
some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.
by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015
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Life

Something that can be easily fixed with the loop of a rope
by Bag-o-dicks February 9, 2017
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life

Something that not very many people are actually good at.
by Dubiks August 27, 2018
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Life

Something you wish you never came accross
by The Funnyone February 21, 2020
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Life

by stumpytrumpy101 September 7, 2016
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Life

A joke.
A literal joke.

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Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

Yesh.

Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."
by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020
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Life

"Life hurts like a bitch. I'm gonna go eat some tide pods."
by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018
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