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Nerd Flu

Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).
"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."
by Sourr Elizabeth April 30, 2009
mugGet the Nerd Flumug.

Italian Flu

When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.
Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.
by Gabriel Riggs January 8, 2009
mugGet the Italian Flumug.

Detroit Flu

The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.
Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!
by Essbase May 29, 2009
mugGet the Detroit Flumug.

tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca
Tasca flu is sweeping through the office
by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 4, 2019
mugGet the tasca flumug.

tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.
Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.
by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017
mugGet the tax flumug.

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.
Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022
mugGet the flu battermug.

Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.
"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."
by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020
mugGet the Flu-mongeredmug.

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