Don't listen to your dog if he pretends to be God. You'll end up killing your parents. (like in Robot Chicken!)
by Spam Happy August 26, 2009
Get the dogmug. 
An awesome ball of fur, unless it was all scratched off. A dog can help in many ways, and for this reason, dogs may be superior to cats, even though both animals are great. Also famous for the incredibly cute head tilt. See, some cute animals may matter to the world after all. No, this does not include pieces of shit pests, like most of the rodents you guys somehow shit out your brains and decided to like.
Person 1: What pets do you have?
Person 2: I have a cat.
Person 1: Sweet! I have a dog.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 2: I have a cat.
Person 1: Sweet! I have a dog.
Person 2: Cool.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
Get the Dogmug. 1. A furry, slobbery pet who will love you until they die.
2. A guy who hits on a lot of girls.
3. A friend (Pidgin)
2. A guy who hits on a lot of girls.
3. A friend (Pidgin)
1. I love my dog, Thumper. He's just the best.
2. My boyfriend, he a dog.
3. Eh, dog, we go Waimea's tomorrow, ah?
2. My boyfriend, he a dog.
3. Eh, dog, we go Waimea's tomorrow, ah?
by tacodog12 July 7, 2017
Get the Dogmug. by blondeduck May 19, 2019
Get the doggingmug. by Boonopolis April 24, 2005
Get the dogsmug. 1.My worst nightmare and fear followingcicadas, falure,homosexuals and retards and worst of all summerschool aka HELL .
2.The most common fear(for me anyway)since the fear of death and the dark.
3.An animal that I have to avoid every mourning and afternoon as I go and come back from school.
2.The most common fear(for me anyway)since the fear of death and the dark.
3.An animal that I have to avoid every mourning and afternoon as I go and come back from school.
1."I have finally been convinced to like certain animals besides dogs, because I'm now officially K9phobic at this time."
2."Oh god a dog is coming to my path, where is a mass when I need it!"
3."The more dad tells me not to be afraid of dogs as I ride my bike to school and back, is that you are just telling to risk getting bitten, have rabies and go the hospital for half my life!" "God bless cats though!"
2."Oh god a dog is coming to my path, where is a mass when I need it!"
3."The more dad tells me not to be afraid of dogs as I ride my bike to school and back, is that you are just telling to risk getting bitten, have rabies and go the hospital for half my life!" "God bless cats though!"
by phantom5 July 18, 2008
Get the dogmug.