Jimmy the Dog 

to wack off while your hands arent especially clean. perhaps after shooting york county vermin at long ranges with high powered rifles, then handling the varmint len forgettin to wash up before you snap your raddish. leading to your eyes bugging out like a head shot groundhog

HEY RODGERS!! do my eyes look buggy ,cause think I pulled a (JIMMY the DOG) I thought I rinsed my hands off with a old mud!

Jimmy the Dog by phildo macrackin February 27, 2003

Go home and kick the dog 

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Those terrorists are settin up there very own campground on American soil. That just really makes me want to go home and kick the dog

Go home and kick the dog by Capitalism > Socialism December 22, 2009

walk the dog

1)to do an amazing yo-yo trick
2)to urinate in a toilet or in your pants, hey whatever floats your boat
3)to dance like an idiot

1)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog
2)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog and now its dripping on my freaking carpet
3)look at that idiot over by the bar walkint the dog he should be put to death

walk the dog by t-radical squared May 14, 2005

Go home and kick the dog 

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Obama's personal notion of change in the wrong direction really makes me want to go home and kick the dog

Go home and kick the dog by liberals are idiots December 22, 2009

What the dog? 

An exclamation of surprise or confusion, similar to "What the Puck?". German version: "Was der Hund?"

What the dog? I don't understand.

What the dog? by Dogsomeness October 14, 2008

hoping the dog 

An American term meaning to ride the greyhound bus.An interstate bus company that will take you anywhere in the USA for a low fare.Usually used by low income families,young single people or military personel.

I have to go see my grandma in Kentucky, and I dont have much money, so I guess Im hoping the dog.

hoping the dog by wordman July 15, 2005

walking the dog 

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

walking the dog by skullme June 15, 2007