phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords August 27, 2015

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr April 21, 2016

Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Booger Sugar

Cocaine

-or-
If your parents killed you its the "mail"

"And she hit that booger sugar 'til her nose bleed (Alright, alright, alright)
Bounce that shit forever, she on both knees"

-T. Scott

by Flatttttt_Stanley December 27, 2022

beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 29, 2014

Ugly booger

Ugly booger is totally different from calling your girlfriend ugly

“Ok you ugly booger,whatever you say”

“Sophie quit being such a ugly booger”

by Seth albright November 17, 2021

booger tent

It's a nose, dammit.

My Jew friend has a large booger tent.

by Allthejunk987 January 06, 2017