Testache

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.

"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."

by SHeathen December 25, 2009

testicle tickler

1. a person or thing that touches you in the ball holder 2. a(N) phone on vibrate in youre pocket

my girlfriend is a testicle tickler

by alps21 September 5, 2013

Tentacle

A long tendril of flesh, often located in the vaginal passages

I have a tentacle in my vagina. LOL

by Anonymous07945 May 26, 2016

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

The Tentacle

To insert your penis into a females Vagina or anus and come out on the other side.

"You should of seen the tentacle i got on her last night."

by ZuFe December 1, 2011

eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.

School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!

by Goggle January 10, 2005

testicles

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"

Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.

by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009