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Teresa

A “Teresa” is a used, narcissistic, middle-aged, skanky hoe who only cares about herself. A grifting slag, a “Teresa” abuses the elderly and steals their life savings. “Teresa” also claims she is a high end fashion model who makes over 200k a year, but the reality is she makes her living by milking Medicaid and old man balls.
“Did you hear how “Teresa” emptied her dementia ridden mothers bank account last year?”

No I didn’t! It cant be true - who would do such a thing?

“A “Teresa”, that’s who! Now “Teresa” is at the senior center blowing and stealing checkbooks!”

OMG!!! “Teresa” is a real skanky piece of shit!

“Word.”
by Seiko T November 30, 2021
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teresa means a strongly independent woman. she is very flirtatious and doesnt have no cut cards on how she feels toward you. she will love you with all her heart and get you anything you desire and long as she feels you deserve it.
i am thankful for teresa
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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A guy with a crooked face and a lazy eye. Is always broke and works at jack in the box. Has a beautiful sister.
Tereso crashed his car?
by Matacuch January 7, 2022
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Teresa is an angel and he treated my halo like a frizbee
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A kind girl who will probably take over the world one day
Well I'll talk to Teresa today said tunechi and probably make al your lions dissapear
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A short full bread Mexican girl who is a backstabbing dyke but thinks she’s white, is super racist & thinks she’s a cute little squirrel but she’s just an ugly rodent. Once you make the biggest mistake of your life by letting her in she will isolate you & control you. She won’t even let you use the bathroom with the door closed or let you listen to your music or talk to your friends or go to work. She’ll treat you like a slave & order you around & make you pay for everything even for her friends. She’ll steal all your personal information from your phone when you’re sleeping & when you want to go to work she’ll turn on you & betray you. She betrays all her girlfriends by fucking their best friends & ruining everyone’s life by playing both sides of the fence & flip flopping her loyalty however it serves her selfish needs. She loves to get high & she will always put drugs first. She’s institutionalized & she can’t stop stealing & will let her friends & her mom steal from her gf. And she will never tell the truth about anything. She’s a bully & threatens to hurt you if you call her out on anything.
Hey what happened to you? You look like shit. Where is your car? Why haven’t you been to work & why does your best friend hate you now? Who burnt your kitchen down? It looks like a Teresa has been living here.

I know, and she stole all my money out of my bank account too. I messed up big time & I accidentally let a Teresa move in.
by MIASINCE3am May 17, 2022
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An annoying small woman who forces herself into conversation that do not involve her. She is often lonely due to losing her friends from her past actions. The more you tell her to go away the more you she comes back. Watch out as she is naturally manipulative and often spreads rumours.
P1 : There’s a girl who won’t leave me alone

P2 : She sounds like a Teresa
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