tanser

A sexual word which implies that you would like to fuxk somebody.

Bro, I really want to tanser Ashley

by UrbanHelper365 May 29, 2017

tanser

A gay faggot who likes to suck male organs for free.
He also likes to play with himself.

Wow! Chase and Ivan are such tanser's.

by UrbanHelper365 May 29, 2017

Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

by Bariliam January 10, 2018

Tender Morning

A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.

"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."

by l_davoli33 April 26, 2019

Tender Vittles

Synonym to Lunch Time, Lunch

It's Tender Vittles time, y'all.

by Hildemann April 19, 2022

spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009

money-tense

Speaking as if you had money.

Similar to speaking in past-tense or future-tense.

Sorry, I was talking in money-tense.

by Cuddlesnug March 14, 2011