Technoblade

The second worse thing that happened to those orphans AKA BLOOD GOD

Technoblade is the kid of phil

by dreamSMP November 21, 2020

Technoblade

Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man

a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG

‘Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away’

by suu :) January 7, 2021

Technoblade

I Pig, Who Never dies, Hates/Kills Orphans. Technoblade Hates Government And Wants To/ Destroys Government

Not Even Close Baby, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Mightyair3310 January 10, 2021

Technoblade

A pig who stabs orphans for fake internet points

Orphan A: This game is so fun!-
Technoblade: HELLOOOOOO (proceeds to stab to death)

by MvNobody March 3, 2021

Technoblade

Anarchy

i just want to slay the orphans and cause Anarchy

-Technoblade

by Fenixer12 March 9, 2021

Technodeist Church

Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.

"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."

"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."

by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021

TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021