sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011

cosby sweater

When one is perspiring excessively. Sweating like a black celebrity on a rape charge.

So hot im doing the cosby sweater.

by jaylo 80 January 11, 2016

the argyle sweater

this is a type of sweater that is very common but when found you cant just help but saying THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

Jim:hey man i wanna go get(says in rather loud voice) THE ARGYLE SWEATER.

John: dude i think you really need some help.

by phillipe vanderbilt February 14, 2009

sweater weather

an incredibly heterosexual song, definitely the cis anthem wow imagine

"shes listening to sweater weather? wow she must be hetero."

by snakeybitch300 December 1, 2020

emo sweater

Sweats that were made popular by weezer's Sweater song.

If you want you can destroy my sweater.

by Stivers November 17, 2004

Orange Sweater

One who is strongly disliked. Often used to describe, "Extreme" sport players who get in the way of another "Extremist".

Hey, in-liner! Watch where you're skating.... Stupid Orange Sweater.

by ranatalus July 25, 2003

sweater kittens

another word for boobs, awesome ones. sometimes referred to as "sk's"

"man o man, sally has some nice sweater kittens. meow"
also.... "nice sk's, not you"

by hallsy September 17, 2002