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accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
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A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.
That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...
by JBotics November 6, 2023
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Susan Campbell

Susan Mary Campbell, better known as Susan Campbell, is an American actress. She's born December 15th 1961 at Illinois, Chicago. Her mother: Dorothy Campbell, her father: Robert Campbell, her big brother: William Campbell and her little sister: Aurora Campbell. With more than 23 trophies, she's one of the most popular actress in the USA. She started her career at the age of 17 years old and did her first movie (King of the Gypsies) in 1978 by playing the role of Sophie

In 1980, she did the movie "The Blue Lagoon", where she met Brooke Shields and they became best friends. They did a lot of movies together where they were best friends or friends in the movies.

She's becoming very popular working with more than 12 fashion companies at the same time. She was called: "The Flame of Fashion"

Susan is a childhood friend of Michael Jackson (The King of Pop). The Campbell family and the Jackson family were very good friends and saw each other almost everyday. In the middle of 1987, many fans thought they had a secret relationship but no, they were just best friends. But in 1988, Michael finally confirmed that he's dating Susan. They even kissed at the end of the song: "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" in 1988. One year later, in 1989, Michael engaged Susan. She was now his fiance until 1992.

Still today, she's a beautiful woman who's protecting her country with success. And she still doing movies of course!
"I want to be an actress like Susan Campbell"
by sally00223 November 9, 2018
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Susan

A slightly loose-headed and lost, but very nice person, with a bright personality, more likely to be a bit of a bookworm
Susan sat in the corner reading a book and working on her friendship bracelet
by dwterth November 26, 2022
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Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
by BradTheChad June 18, 2018
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Susan

This Susan's KDA was 0/17/5 bffr.
by chuugowonyyxy August 26, 2023
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Susan

Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.
by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017
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