Terminally Stupid

1. A person who is so stupid that they will obviously die of misadventure rather than old age.

2. An act performed by a person that is so stupid that the only way to survive is by an act of god.
1. "Johnny is wanting to jump out of an airplane without a parachute and land in a hay stack. Man, he is terminally stupid!"

2 "Billy tried to jump over a moving car. He's in intensive care now. That was a terminally stupid thing to try."
by Coyote628 September 07, 2013
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stupid liberal

A liberal who attacks a conservative for not agreeing with everything they say. You will often find them accusing Republicans of being ignorant racists who ignore the poor because they're so greedy, but in reality, they're just too narrow-minded to understand their point of view.

Thankfully, however, there are smart liberals, someone who merely disagrees with the opinions that differ from theirs, and respects them as well.
stupid liberal: Jamie's such a dumbass. She considers herself a Republican, can you believe that?

smart liberal: Actually, Jamie's really smart. She has a wide vocabulary, is good at physics, and plans to major in psychology when she graduates from high school. I consider myself a Democrat, but just because she holds opinions that oppose my own doesn't make her stupid.
by the.marionette January 11, 2008
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voter stupidity

The #1 reason political ads have basically remained unchanged for several years. Each election season candidates go on TV and, in a soft, dramatic voice, tell the viewers how much they love you, and how much they love your children, and how they want a wonderful future for you, and for your children, and golly, I want to be the one to do it. And the soft music plays in the background, while we watch a montage of images of children and elderly people. Then those who are the most gullible voters sit back and think, "wow, this person really must care about me and my children. I mean, listen to the music!"

So, without any careful study of the candidates, they vote them into office, and when the now elected official starts pursuing special interest paybacks and forgetting about you and your children, the voter is stunned and outraged.

The #2 reason is voting down party lines, regardless of the qualifications of the candidate. To flippantly vote for a candidate based on party affiliation is not only wholly irresponsible, but shows blatant ignorance towards the percentage of voters who attempt to educate themselves during election years. After all, we're trying to elect the least evil candidate.
The Erie County budget disaster so outraged the community, that voters put most of the legislators back into office the next election year. Um..., now wait a minute. That sounds like voter stupidity. When we asked a voter, he said "well, I'm a Democrat, and even though he is one also and he was equally responsible for this mess, well, I just voted down the party line, you see. Plus, his commercial said he really liked me and my family."
by beastfan August 09, 2006
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stupid fire

The food i just ate was stupid fire.
by This_slow May 13, 2018
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Stupid Whore

A female who is stupid and also a whore.
Alex: Hi John. Why is your wife such a stupid whore?

John: Good question.
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stuck on stupid

adj., in a prolonged state of being completely clueless or too high to think straight.
This fool's stuck on stupid.
by Kitteh May 08, 2005
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