Stream Deaf

When you are taking a piss while simultaneously attempting to carry on a conversation with someone outside the general vicinity of the bathroom and the noise of your urinary stream making contact with the toilet water muffles the noise of the out-of-bathroom correspondent's dialogue.

Man taking piss's friend - "Hey Mike, get out here. This football game is turning into a real barn burner."

Man taking piss - "I'm stream deaf bro! I cant hear you!"

by BK347 October 28, 2010

gulf stream

the only warmth you've felt in months was todays morning pee trickling down your legs in the shower

"He seriously told me to make use of my gulf stream while we were apart. Twat."

by Krkič July 07, 2020

Stream SMP

Is when a guy named Greysen is stuck in a love triangle with a girl named Olivia and a guy named Aiden.

Elijah: "Hey have you heard about the Stream SMP?"
Jay: "Yeah they are very crazy lol."

by JAYAT208 December 12, 2020

Stream out/in

When one slithers like a snake or becomes liquid to exit or enter a room

"Nooooooo he is officially leaking out"
"Stream out/in my boy

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

wedding stream

A stream of diarrhea portrayed virtually over Microsoft Teams.

"have a wedding stream to attend"

by testabc123! June 10, 2021

bungie stream

A bungie stream is when you're taking a whiz in the great outdoors as nature intended, and the wind changes causing you to piss on yourself.

I was watering the lawn, but it was a total bungie stream and now my loafers reek of urine.

by alpacapwn April 22, 2015

Soda streaming

When having sex, after a woman squirts, to keep fucking her until the juices start to bubble and pop.

So did you take care of her or just bump her and dump her?
No dude, I was soda streaming her, then I threw her out.

by DSwede August 02, 2019