spider man

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.

I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.

by kahner May 2, 2005

fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

Spider

Cute 8 legged predators that keep pest populations in check, usually all they ever want in return is a nice little corner safe from your roomba. Jumping Spiders in particular are adorable. Sometimes these fellas will wander into your home, and you can either let them outside or have a free pet!

Let me just introduce you to my friend
Under the tree
Spider and me

Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever

by Timothy Brentwood June 28, 2022

smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

spider

1. Predatory arachnid that usually has silk-spinning organs at the back end of the body; they spin silk to make cocoons for eggs or traps for prey
2. A computer program that prowls the internet looking for publicly accessible resources that can be added to a database; the database can then be searched with a search engine
3. A skillet made of cast iron

by Abhishek October 8, 2003

spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

spider man

The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.

(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").

Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).

Example: Did you see that spider man shot to her face??!

by sorrow April 10, 2013