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Stoner Enginuity

To build something while you are stoned. Usually a bong from useless materials.
Man, use your stoner enginuity to fix that shit
by D-Ran May 25, 2006
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Stoner’s Gambit

A man posing a question such as “How do you know what you know?” in order to prove his own brilliance and depth, while hopefully stumping the woman he is talking to. The man posing the question honestly believes that he is the smartest and most unique individual.
Woman: says something pointed, intelligent, and for whatever reason, threatening to the mansplainer.

Mansplainer uses Stoner’s Gambit: “How do you know words mean anything?”
by kitdoor January 12, 2011
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Stoner circle

The circle of people, where a joint, blut, or piece is being passed around. Usually has a noticable smell. To join, you usually must be known and liked, or bring something to add to the session.
Did you notice how he thought he could get into our stoner circle without bringing something?

Dude, that stoner circle was intense!

Whoh, a 30 man stoner circle!
by Chunk Bigg May 4, 2007
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Alyson Stoner

Alyson Stoner is an American child actress, dancer and voice actor. She started out as the co-host of "Mike's Super Short Show". Her dancing abilities landed her a roles in Missy Elliot and Eminem videos as a backup dancer. She's also starred in the "Step Up" films as Channing Tatum's younger sister. She played Max on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Alyson auditioned for the the role of Hannah Montana but lost to the less talented Miley Cyrus. She now plays Isabella on Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon which will hopefully be taken off the air soon. She will have a moderate role in the upcoming Disney movie "Camp Rock".
Person A: Alyson Stoner is such a good dancer. She defintely should've gotten the role of Hannah Montana.

Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.
by Black_Spade June 17, 2008
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Stoner Casual

A style of clothing defined as looking entirely unkept and dirty in a non ironic fashion, most often worn by Stoners.

Often can be seen at places such as Burning Man and Bonaroo.

Typically a men's look involving sandals, cut offs, dirty, oversized, or stained items. Bad grooming, farmers tans and beards are also common.

Celebrity sporting this look: "The Dude" From the Big Lebowski.

Antonym: Hipster. Stoner Casual defines those who do not intentionally look ironic or unkept, but those who actually default to this look based on lack of taste, style and cleanliness.
Joe's look at the party was classic stoner casual with his mandals, drug rug, fraying khaki shorts and beard.
by misscynthia September 5, 2010
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Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.
?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.
by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009
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stoner bust

getting with women who are plain but game for intimacy
that boy has gone for another stoner bust - the 5 out of 10
by barnes ladz July 10, 2009
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