When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride
by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010
Get the Status failmug. A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.
by meowo May 26, 2014
Get the facebook statusmug. For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".
by Heathentim April 16, 2008
Get the Hon statusmug. by my pen is white April 27, 2009
Get the rouge statusmug. 1.When, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.
2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.
3.Pullin bitches in a public library
2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.
3.Pullin bitches in a public library
1-Yeah, so I turned the Research Paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because I used the word 'fuck' 12 times. Fuckin A that's varsity status!
2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."
3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary. Want to meet up later?"
2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."
3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary. Want to meet up later?"
by JMoritz September 21, 2011
Get the Varsity Statusmug. A person who updates a friend's Facebook status with something that is clever, nice, or generally well received.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.
by MadZatchmo September 10, 2010
Get the Status Angelmug. Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019
Get the Fartial Statusmug.