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Facebook Status Rape 

The act of completely spamming a status, video and/or picture with comment so long that the observer must scroll multiple times, or take various minutes to comprehend the amount of rape. Also constitutes conversations between two or more people with an inadvertent spam.
dude, my friend Peter's status has over 100 comments, and his status was Peter is bored. He just got facebook status raped
Facebook Status Rape by Haskoo February 10, 2009
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Mope Status

When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.
"FML"

"Home alone tonight.....again"

"I can never find a girl in this town"

-MOPE STATUS
Mope Status by hotdoghamburger February 20, 2011

Notice Me Status 

A Facebook or Myspace status designed specifically to make yourself look cool or to have someone notice you in order to get them to talk to you; specifically someone who wouldn't normally do so. Such status' are too long, too descriptive and include inside jokes that no one understands.

People may include 1. a crush, 2. someone older, 3. someone you're mad at but don't want to directly confront, 4. no one in particular

Similar to the notice me e-mail
1. "Alex is SO HAPPY HE GOT TO GO TO THE SMOG CONCERT IT WAS SO COOL HOW THE LEAD SINGER TOUCHED MY HAND WHILE HE WAS SINGING AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH JOHN, HEATHER, ALLISSA, ERIN, AARON AND BRANDON!"

2. "John has so much fun in class today because he had a substitute teacher and she was so funny! LOL I was laughing so hard and I still can't stop. LOL... "PIZZA!" Haha omgg lol!"

3. "Alex is thinking that if you say you are going to hang out with someone you should hang out with them instead of saying you're going to, making plans and then at the last minute cancelling them to hang out with someone else preventing me from getting to go out tonight because I cancelled other plans for those plans."

4. "John is totally in love with a girl... I love her long blonde hair (about 12 inches long with brown streaks), and her perfectly french manicured fingers and her laugh and her school schedule even... first period science, second period math, third period chorus, fourth period photo, fifth period history, sixth period gym, seventh period english

5. "Alex is so glad he went last night, but will leave it at that to prevent a Notice Me Status."
Notice Me Status by PT4BB May 24, 2009

nephew status 

when somebody in a workplace receives favoritism from the boss as if they were the bosses nephew.
wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!
nephew status by mrizack July 31, 2010

Like my Status

The worst possible use of facebook. Used by people who have the need to know how much people like them. Also used to confirm that people actually have friends.
"Like my status and i'll tell you the truth"
*Catherine liked you status
"I don't really know you catherine but you seem cool"
Like my Status by dman447 October 22, 2011

boss status 

A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one,Get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.
He just ran the mile in 4:30! Everyone is cheering him on right now, his boss status must be off the charts!
boss status by M-STAK March 14, 2008

fakebook status 

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
fakebook status by yoooollam October 20, 2009