Knee Squeeze

recieved from another person causing a simultaneous reaction of pain and funnyness

Michael gave Vicky 20 knee squeezes on her birthday.

by Vickay L. April 4, 2009

Main Squeeze

Main Squeeze

Main squeeze is sexy

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

Lemon Squeeze

As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.

Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."

by Laughing Out Loud February 1, 2009

Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011

Weiner squeezin'

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

by jakerater July 22, 2009

Mop Squeezer

A sexist name for a woman.

"Ya old Mop squeezer"

by Andover, ny September 11, 2009

Squeezer

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.

Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"

by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 5, 2009