Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

by PeterPo October 22, 2009

Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.

Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.

by Zytopian July 14, 2023

ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.

Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!

by Justin Inches August 26, 2015

EA SPORTS

ITS IN THE GAME

person 1: hey whats up
person 2: EA SPORTS
person 1: wtf is wrong with you

by Sensei woo November 8, 2020

Ignis Sport

Ignis Sport is light 109hp hatchback with much potential for tuning!
However, expect collectors, most buyers of those are depressed Japanise kids with no money or broke guys.

If you saw Ignis Sport, be prepared to hear 4 cylinder fartcan roar!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

underground sport

A sport heard by many, played by few.

Clay: "Hey Dude! I've seen that before...What they doing there?? 7-on-7 throwing that Frisbee around!" Dude Smith: "Oh Dude! That's Ultimate Frisbee...That's one of those Underground Sports! You gotta be a Bad Ass to play that!!"

by Ohsider December 23, 2015

Sport Stick

Cigarette. usually used while smoking and engaging in some sort of extreme sport. ie. skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, marathon running

sick man, you just shreded the gnar out of that powder, time for a Sport Stick.

by asd;lfkjio April 16, 2008