Spongebob

A best friend u never knew u wanted

“ OOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA”

“ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS”

by Avatar_2021 February 19, 2021

Spongebob Syndrome

When something begins very well but its success causes it to be maintained for much longer than it should have been.

Many projects deal with Spongebob Syndrome due to the belief they are a safe way to continue profiting.

by Degrafator June 27, 2025

SpongeBob, get out here!

Used from someone who is angry at someone who messed things up

Mr Krabs: SpongeBob, get out here!

by the Sun is a deadly February 8, 2021

spongebob will be aluminum can

he will be aluminum can on january 28, 2014

demarcus: did you hear spongebob will be aluminum can?
demarcus 2: no

by demarcus1 July 15, 2023

Spongebob

A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!

nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023

The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021