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The Sponge Lord 

The best YouTuber ever , beware poodiepie , our Lord is coming for ur big pp 😳
Person 1 :"Hey have you heard of the best YouTuber ever(the sponge lord)
Person 2 : " yeah , PewDiePie right?"
Person 1 : " here I go killing again "
The Sponge Lord by Daddy_sponge February 14, 2021

coochie-sponge 

An absolute faggot ass nigga. They suck mad dick for a living and can't make good jokes. This punk nigga is also obsessed with Among Us....
coochie-sponge: yo look at this picture
A normal person: what's special about a red trash can?
coochie-spone: GET IT CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE RED CREWMATE FROM AMONG US!!!! HAHAHA AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOUGS!!!!!! HAHAHA AMONG US IS THE BEST GAME LOLOLOL!!!! RED IS SUS RED IS SUS!!!!
A normal person: what the actual fuck is wrong with you????

collective.sponge 

collective.sponge is a TikTok that is very socially awkward and is scared that one day, his loved ones will no longer care about him and toss him to the side like trash.

Born on June 6th, the boy enjoys crying in a pillow and wishing Guzma was real. He enjoys reading Guzma fanfics and talking to his (very few) friends.
Man: Hey Woman did you like collective.sponge’s new video?

Woman: Of course. I wouldn’t miss it

Calorie Sponge 

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy
‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge

Sploosh sponge 

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.
Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.
Sploosh sponge by Coomercrap February 7, 2022

grease sponge 

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.
Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.
grease sponge by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022