The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.
Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."
Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."
by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010
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2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.
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A swedish Counter-Strike player, also lives a normal life in a little town in Sweden. Sometimes known to be a bit annoying. Sometimes also very hot-tempered, at least when playing Counter-Strike
by SpinTac October 12, 2003
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"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt
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"Wow that was cool, now i feel all spoilt
by ashman November 14, 2003
Get the I feel all spoilt mug.A being that is strange in their own way yet has a presence to make people smile, they are normally very emotional people which can love unconditionally and believe there is such a think as love but its not perfect and have good common sense.
Spoinkers should always have someone to trust and will always stand by someone who needs their help, they will make loads of mistakes and bad choices before making some good ones, they don't really like to share either especially with food and can get annoyed really easily.
Some people even make little theme songs for the spoinkers kind, they are one wild prick, but there the ones you wouldn't change. If you think your a spoinkers you would have Blue eyes, that's the key to knowing.
Spoinkers should always have someone to trust and will always stand by someone who needs their help, they will make loads of mistakes and bad choices before making some good ones, they don't really like to share either especially with food and can get annoyed really easily.
Some people even make little theme songs for the spoinkers kind, they are one wild prick, but there the ones you wouldn't change. If you think your a spoinkers you would have Blue eyes, that's the key to knowing.
by whoshallibe53 December 9, 2012
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