Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”

person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!

by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021

Lakeland Spiderman

When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.

Bonnie: Bob give me a Lakeland Spiderman last night

Stephanie: Wow, I hear that its hard to do.

by LakelandWoman April 28, 2023

marvels spiderman 2

19 inches of Venom

Man I live Marvels Spiderman 2

by RadicalMonarch November 28, 2023

60's spiderman

a shitty ass tv show with a shitty ass meme and the world greatest opening ever

friend "hey have you seen 60's spiderman"
me"is he strong listen bud he's got radioactive blood"

by Gay traps(lolis for life) September 7, 2017

dangerous sexy spiderman

Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.

I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles February 10, 2018

Uncle Naked Spiderman

A gay rapper just trying to make it in something.

Dude Uncle Naked Spiderman just featured on Viagra

by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019