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sperm thinner

Term for the popular citrus soda, Mountain Dew.

The term is meant to emphasize the myth that if a man drinks too much Mountain Dew he will end up sterile.

Coined in 2011
Hey, will you grab me a sperm thinner out of the cooler?
by HurricaneAndrew June 2, 2011
mugGet the sperm thinnermug.

Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.
I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.
by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022
mugGet the Bitch spermmug.

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.
Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.
by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010
mugGet the Sperm whackmug.

Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips
Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips
by OnWord March 6, 2023
mugGet the Mouth spermmug.

Sperm Bibs

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs
by anonymous February 16, 2022
mugGet the Sperm Bibsmug.

Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
by Salient1503 March 21, 2011
mugGet the Sperm Skatesmug.

Worms and Sperms

I seen some whore and gave whore some worms and sperms
by Worms and Sperms69 April 26, 2021
mugGet the Worms and Spermsmug.

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