The Sperm Effect

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm

I had The Sperm Effect

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

by MayoNinja July 19, 2016

Sperm Bee

Beecum,I made that word myself,clever eh? ;)
Sounds like become right?

Pk:Sperm whale

Me:Sperm bee

by MisakiiChan March 13, 2021

sperm thinner

Term for the popular citrus soda, Mountain Dew.

The term is meant to emphasize the myth that if a man drinks too much Mountain Dew he will end up sterile.

Coined in 2011

Hey, will you grab me a sperm thinner out of the cooler?

by HurricaneAndrew June 2, 2011

Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.

Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013

Bitch sperm

When a woman gives birth to a male and he turns out to be a in her view a LBB (little bitch boy) and is not masculine enough in the woman’s eye, it is often the result of sperm that has a cry baby or bitch gene infected in the semen. It can’t be detected by convention medical tests but often manifests itself as a toddler who cry’s and screams more often than the mom expected. As an adolescent, boys infected with the bitch sperm will often exhibit metrosexual behavior such as eating a candy bar with a knife and fork, wearing a scarf often and flamboyantly and will also often suffer from arachnophobia.

I hate your family and all the males have bitch sperm that is why you’re two year old son is going to grow up as half a fag.

by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010