speed tears

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.

Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!

by domesticus July 17, 2010

Speedling

It's a starcraft unit originally called "zerling". When they have speed evoluted they are called speedlings.

OMG! Yellos is going for a 9 pool speedling rush!

by Walalo November 15, 2010

Speed Gap

The small, triangular air space located at the junction of a woman's thighs and pelvis. Speed gap is typically exhibited by voluptuous women and is not to be confused with the gap exhibited by slender or emaciated women.

Yo dawg, did you see Brad's mom's speed gap? I want to give that milf some atm action!

Yeah dawg, that slut's built for comfort. Somebody better be tappin' that ass.

by RandyAndy21 March 12, 2011

speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.

I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.

by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

Speechophobia

The fear of speaking to people

Do you know that girl?
No.
Why?
She doesn't talk to anyone because she has speechophobia.

by DarkScienceGirl July 12, 2015