Cuck Sock

When you shit in a sock and have your partner swallow it.
The price to play gearsofhalotheftauto 7 salvation army edition eat a cuck sock
by quantum restitution September 27, 2018
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Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom
Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."
by dinsker2 August 21, 2007
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Sock roulette

Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones
I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
by Classic Schmosby January 17, 2016
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Northerner’s Sock

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
by TheAlMan November 13, 2018
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No Socks No Sexuality

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
by LordShrakman December 23, 2018
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nea sock

“Dude I used my Nea Sock last night”

What the fuck bro why would you tell me that?!”
by BoxCarRacer02 November 21, 2020
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Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!
by XCchamp June 17, 2009
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