Kentucky Sober

Being Kentucky Sober means you don’t do anything a horse wouldn’t do. No alcohol or drugs except for ketamine.

Ron: “why are you doing a line you said you were sober!?”
Shelly: “I’m Kentucky sober, this is ketamine it’s for my depression”

Ron: “doing lines in the back of a Waymo will not treat your depression!”

by GSleazy445 January 5, 2026

Mamo Sober

Kids that only vape in school are Mamo Sober. The name comes from the fact that most kids in Mamaroneck High School are Mamo Sober.

yeah i don’t own a chooch anymore i’m mamo sober for now

by ugkday January 8, 2026

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Buffalo Sober

When you quit hard drugs and weed , but still maintain a constant buzz from booze.

Trevor: I'll forever be California Sober, can't stop puffin doinks

Sean: I'm more of a Buffalo Sober, constantly having 15 beers throughout the day to keep my buzz up

by Smurpho16 February 10, 2025

Toronto sober

To abstain from drugs with the exception of alcohol and cannabis related products, and to avoid getting blackout drunk or otherwise notably intoxicated.

Hey man, want to trip out on some LSD?
> No thanks, I'm Toronto sober!
Sure, no sweat. How about some tequila shots?
> I'm down for a shot! After that I'll grab a beer though and take it easy for a bit

by torontosober February 11, 2025

Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use

Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.

by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025