Female blame shifting

The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.

"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"

"Yep. And they didn't press charges."

"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."

by Saluriel July 19, 2014

shiftdelete

1) to permanently delete file(s) on a Windows-based computer.

2) A euphemism for the curse word "shit"

holy mother bull shiftdelete! I just shiftdeleted all those files!

by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

Shift-4

Cash; money; dinero. Derived from they keys on a keyboard that produce a dollar sign.

Yo, I got to get some Shift-4 son so I can get me a sweet Chrysler.

by Z-Train July 17, 2006

shifted

to alter you mind; to get high, drunk, etc...

i dont remember anything this weekend i was so shifted!

by zach26k February 11, 2008

reality shifting

reality shifting is shifting your subconscious mind from your original body to another body within another reality. that reality existing somewhere in the multiverse. (popular realities people may shift to are hogwarts, animes, stranger things, etc.) shifting is done through meditation and practice.

palla: me and dobey did a reality shift to genshin impact last night!
jane: reality shift?
palla: yeah! kevin and i scripted our desired reality down and did a quick method to shift!
jane: oh cool! i should look into reality shifting.

by ameliaishotlol June 8, 2021

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004

shifty

Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.

Nina.... that be damn shifty

by Danm it! Damn it's damnability August 23, 2009