by CloneArmy August 19, 2019

/nē/ /slapper/
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Noun
1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”
Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.
*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*
Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

by Vomit is my business October 9, 2022

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024
