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Slapper

Davie504 is a slapper.

We are slappers.
by CloneArmy August 19, 2019
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Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023
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sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me
by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023
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Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit
My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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The Slapper

The Slapper says "Keep his wife's name out cho' fucking mouth!"
by Vomit is my business October 9, 2022
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The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022
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soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.
I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!
by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024
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