Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025

Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it

That's it! That's the bink bonk skip!

by walmu November 12, 2022

Crip Skip

Crip walking but with skipping instead

My friends were Crip skipping on the sidewalk

by The legend myself November 2, 2025

Skip Twins

Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.

chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!

megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market

chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!

by melonn May 24, 2010

Goat-skipping

To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility

Past tense: Goat-skipped

The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic

by TanukiTsuki July 2, 2023

skipping hella ass

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.

skipping hella ass till the day I die

by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021