skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "

by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005

skip nasty

A noun for a failure.

Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.

by squintyeyes January 17, 2005

Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level

If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Skip

Sometimes an activity, but also known for creative, very social bald gentlemen.

“I just ran into Skip and god does he look great.”

by Carl Manhattan November 24, 2021

Skip Jordan

Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless

You think micheal jordan is the goat? What a skip jordan!!

by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023

Time Skip

In movies or stories, a 'Time Skip' is a narrative device where the story jumps through time

"The last chapter had a ten-year time skip, and suddenly everyone was having kids, mortgages and unpaid water taxes"

by DictionaryDecimator July 7, 2024

Skip

For exercise or as a game, jump over (a rope).

The girls had engaged in rope skipping.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024