Sinking Ship Syndrome 

When you're depressed, and you mention it to friends, sinking ship syndrome happens when they sort of start avoiding you, quit calling etc. Cuz even rats get off a sinking ship.

I confided in Sally when I told her I was really depressed, now suddenly she's not calling me anymore, doesn't want to hang out. It's the old sinking ship syndrome again.....

Sinking Ship Syndrome by Baddy666 March 22, 2011

sunken pirate ship 

The act of one sinking his pirate ship deep in ones booty, while holding his hand over one eye and yelling land hoe!

I gave your mother a sunken pirate ship after she was done tongue punching my B-hole. ARRGHHH!

sunken pirate ship by BlueBeard69 October 8, 2013

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

a sharpner company

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one

super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one by LEGALISE_PIRACY March 7, 2022

I ship 

When you like someone and say you ship with them

I ship with Jose and I want to kick it with him.

I ship by Mexican_Dude December 3, 2016

Viking Ship 

When one grabs the central base of the scrotum and the head of the penis simultaneously, then pulls outward. The penis become the dragon on the front of the ship and the entire scrotum become the seating area.

When I showed Haley my Viking Ship, she gasped in amazement.

Viking Ship by Elephant Wizard February 27, 2010

The Ship Be Sinking 

Famous quote of former New York Knickerbocker Michael Ray Richardson. Indicates an epic fail.

Joe: Hey, what do you think of the Obama campaign now that Palin is the vp pick?

Me: The ship be sinking.

The Ship Be Sinking by Audacity17 October 20, 2008

abandon-ship

a horribly wrong relationship, in which one of the people involved should get out very soon

"I sat by Stacy in art class today. Did you see her new bf? He's a big dude brah, who listens to terrible music. He said he didn't like arcade fire, in his ironic gangsta talk."

"That's not a relationship, that's an abandon-ship."

abandon-ship by jake ryan under the tree March 27, 2009