Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 12, 2023

salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami

teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight

by mianasalmki June 28, 2023

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Sexamillion

69 million.

I just won a sexamillion dollars for a $69,000,000 mansion.

by gregben September 28, 2023

Salami pirate

Ass farmer

Jesus, leave me alone you salami pirate.

by Ls1q January 2, 2024

Selomie

The most loving person ever.She really knows how to live.If she's a mother, man! that kid is lucky.There's a lot to say to be honest about her.

OMG is that selomie? Let's go to her what are u waiting for

by The living person November 24, 2023

salami

Describes people/things that are sloppy, gross, sleazy, bad, etc

"Who's that guy over there? He looks so salami"
"Oh that guy? That's Brett."
"Damn, someone should NOT mink him out."
"Rock."

by BRPR April 17, 2024